15 Black Friday Quotes

Do you shop on Black Friday? Are you looking for inspiration before heading out to shop? Or perhaps you just need a quick chuckle as you binge on leftovers. Check out the following quotes for Black Friday.

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  1. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek
  2. “Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.” – Erma Bombeck
  3. “I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new.” 一 Rebecca Bloom
  4. “Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” — Marilyn Monroe
  5. I really enjoy the shopping and going out and getting stuff for other people. I could really give a damn about getting gifts for myself, but I really enjoy giving gifts.” – Luke Combs
  6. “Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!” – Bill Gates.
  7. “Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” – Unknown
  8. “I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things. Sometimes, it’s a very painful system, but shopping is even better when you know that someone else who needs it will be getting. Keep the clothing karma going, I say.”- Sara Blakely
  9. “You can always find something you want.” – Sophie Kinsella
  10. “Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.” — Adrienne Gusoff
  11. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” — Dave Barry
  12. “Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.” – Unknown
  13. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.” Gertrude Stein
  14. “Don’t even front like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a detailed & rehearsed Black Friday tactical shopping plan.” – Rob Delaney.
  15. “A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” — Franklin Jones

If you are out shopping on Black Friday, be safe.

Author: Rebecca C.

I am just a person who loves to photograph and write about the world around me.

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